🧼 He Called Ball First… So I Called Foul First

You can’t outrun a whistle with confidence alone.

He stepped up with a bounce in his step and no plan.
Tried to call ball before the contact even happened.
Tried to beat the foul with confidence.

I beat him with a whistle.

You think I’m gonna let some overly moisturized point guard manifest his way through a charge?
Nah.
Not on my floor.
Not while I’m clocked in.

The second he yelled “Ball don’t lie,”
I pulled my whistle like it was a concealed weapon.
Because foul don’t lie either.

The crowd booed.
The coach cried.
The scoreboard didn’t flinch.

Next time, try calling a play instead of calling ball.
I promise my whistle’s faster.