From Pop Warner to powderpuff, they all want a piece of me.
Monday morning. I’m just trying to eat my breakfast burrito, but my phone’s going off like I’m late to the Super Bowl.
The League Requests
Pop Warner championship? Calling.
Flag football invitational? Calling.
Powderpuff finals? Calling.
Some backyard Turkey Bowl in a cul-de-sac I’ve never heard of? Calling.
And the kicker? None of these games are for months. They just want to lock me in before anyone else can.
The On-Field Tie-In
Every league wants me there the moment the season kicks off in a few weeks.
I’m already double-booked for September… overlapping games in different cities, same Saturday.
Do I care? No. I’ve got the whistle and the stride to make it happen.
The Off-Field Tie-In
This is what happens when you dominate training camp. You master the whistle. You perfect the walk. Suddenly, you’re the most in-demand name in the referee free agent pool.
Closing Beat
I’m not just booked… I’m overbooked.
Whistle Diaries: Right. Every. Time. 
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