🚨 Careers at Whistle Diaries
We’re not hiring… but we are recruiting. There’s a difference.
🏃♂️ Blow the Whistle Intern (Unpaid, Emotionally Draining)
Must have strong lungs, a stronger sense of justice, and no fear of being wrong loudly in public. Responsibilities include: yelling at screens, drafting satirical penalty reports, and dodging accountability. Bonus points for whistle flips.
📼 Replay Booth Analyst
Your job is to rewind the chaos and confidently confirm that yes, it was absolutely a flop. Must have instant playback skills, tunnel vision, and a willingness to delay resolution just for the suspense. Compensation: TBD (under review).
📣 Ref Heckler Translator
Turn crowd noise, Reddit threads, and angry DMs into coherent analysis. You’ll be our direct line to the people. Fluency in sarcasm required. Multilingual in internet slang preferred.
Want to Work With Us?
Behind all the whistles and wordplay, we’re building something real — and we know we can’t do it alone.
- Writers with satire in their soul
- Designers with style + weird ideas
- Editors, researchers, and chaos coordinators
If you’re creative, self-directed, and down to build something that leaves a mark — hit the inbox:
Or go blow the whistle first → Ref Rant Hotline
Whistle Diaries: Right. Every. Time. 